I wrote the other day that I stopped making nobles cards. Today, I decided I would make more cards instead of canceling. Instead of crafting the decks in hope to sell them, I started spamming this macro:
/2 Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
I cleared about 20 minutes of trade chat for you. I removed everything except the talk related to me.
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17:42 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
17:43 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
17:46 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
17:51 [Olìve]: someone link greatness trinket please
17:51 [Hasheshe]: LF5M for 10man toc, need 2 healer, and 1 melee and 2 range dps
17:51 [Razardica]: [Darkmoon Card: Greatness]
17:55 [Thoro]: northrend herbs
17:55 [Enigmaatic]: in particular?
17:55 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
18:02 [Olìve]: Buying all lvl 76+ greens 10g each. Please COD. Long term
18:02 [Olìve]: WTB [Adder's Tongue][Icethorn][Lichbloom] 20g a stack! PST or COD
18:07 [Mandeloppy]: you know you can make a nobles deck even if you dont have inscription right?
18:07 [Olìve]: you can make a nobles deck without inscription? how?
18:08 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
18:08 [Mandeloppy]: right click on your nobles cards xD
18:08 [Mallard]: Right click the cards?
18:08 [Olìve]: i'm offering to make the cards for you
18:08 [Mandeloppy]: you realize how long it would take to do that right?
18:08 [Mandeloppy]: to craft each and every card
18:08 [Olìve]: to make the cards?
18:08 [Olìve]: it takes me 5 minutes
18:09 [Derperpalerp]: i call bs
18:09 [Gnomeshady]: its more that theres no guarantee that youll get noble cards
18:09 [Gnomeshady]: or specifically the ones you want
18:09 [Olìve]: well you can buy the deck from me
18:09 [Mandeloppy]: mhmm
18:09 [Olìve]: for 5k
18:09 [Mandeloppy]: then why arent you spamming wts nobles deck 5k?
18:09 [Celerítas]: you dont understand chance apparently
18:09 [Celerítas]: lawl olive
18:09 [Olìve]: because some people thnk that thats too expensive
18:09 [Gnomeshady]: this guy on fox news explained chance one time
18:09 [Olìve]: 8 Nobles Cards to complete a deck. Each cards is 1/32 chance to get. 6 snowfalls/3 Eternal Life and 3 Ink of the Sea per card.
18:09 [Olìve]: It will be an average of 192 Snowfall Ink, 96 Eternal Life and 96 Ink of the Sea to make a full deck, but, again it's a random chance so you might either need more or less if you're lucky
18:10 [Celerítas]: when they say 1 in 32 chance...they dont mean the 1 you want out of 32 possible..
18:10 [Staldath]: LFM ony 10 need 1 tank 1 healer and dps
18:10 [Gnomeshady]: either olive will make you the card you want or he wont
18:10 [Gnomeshady]: so you have a 50/50 chance
18:10 [Razardica]: exactly
18:10 [Gnomeshady]: sound fox news logic
18:10 [Mixolydian]: YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FOX NEWS
18:10 [Olìve]: i'm selling the deck for 5k. if you think that 5k is too much i'm offering you the chance to get it with your own mats at no cost
18:10 [Mandeloppy]: except to get all those mats would probably cost more
18:11 [Mandeloppy]: because theres no sure fire way to get the card youw ant
18:11 [Olìve]: so get the deck from me
18:11 [Bluntzillå]: selling [Darkmoon Card: Greatness] 1k
18:11 [Olìve]: whats the problem
18:11 [Gnomeshady]: if you got every card you wanted it would be dirt cheap
18:11 [Staldath]: LF 1 healer and dps ony 10
18:11 [Shyva]: WTS [Nobles Deck]
18:11 [Bluntzillå]: u guys are funny
18:11 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
18:12 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
18:13 [Olìve]: I am offering you a deck for 5k. if you think that 5000g is too much for the trinket, i'm offering you the chance to craft it for your own mats.
18:15 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
18:18 [Darkshaman]: you cant craft a [Nobles Deck] ?
18:18 [Olìve]: you cant? i make about 3 every day
18:19 [Mandeloppy]: bullshit
18:19 [Darkshaman]: what did you buy gold online and then buy all the cards in the AH?
18:19 [Olìve]: i craft my own cards?
18:19 [Mandeloppy]: what do you stay up 24/7 gathering mats and crafting?
18:19 [Olìve]: why would i gather mats
18:20 [Olìve]: i buy them from AH and from herb farmers
18:20 [Lilslacker]: cool story bro
18:22 [Darkshaman]: so olive, i would find a need to give you my 8 nobles cards and have you assemble it for me?
18:22 [Olìve]: what? i will craft the cards for you
18:22 [Olìve]: why aare people asking stupid questions
18:23 [Mandeloppy]: what do you do with all the extra cards? xD
18:23 [Unholymofoxx]: trow them away
18:23 [Olìve]: i give them to you?
18:23 [Nelfstealth]: whats a card??
18:23 [Stucko]: because it's trade chat olive, it's what they do
18:23 [Olìve]: people ask some fucking retarded questions.
18:24 [Sparatan]: ya
18:24 [Olìve]: either you pay me 5k for a deck, or you get together the mats for the cards and ill make them. the luck is yours.
18:24 [Veretis]: People ask retarded questions when people try selling stupid hit like crafting [Nobles Deck]!
18:24 [Olìve]: how is crafting [Nobles Deck] stupid
18:26 [Chicano]: olive why dont you shut the fuck up
18:26 [Olìve]: because i sold 3 decks aready?
18:26 [Chicano]: i dont give a fuck
18:26 [Chicano]: shutup
18:26 [Billyhatcher]: why do i get the feeling that olive is extra virgin?
18:26 [Olìve]: if you dont care for my product you can put me on ignore
18:26 [Blckdragon]: wtb better /2 trolls
18:26 [Barface]: tell em olive
18:26 [Olìve]: Crafting [Nobles Deck]5k my mats. Free with your mats
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In this period I sold 3 Nobles Decks and got a request to make another one from someone who only had 4300g and said that they will whisper me in a few days when they make more gold.
Yes, I'm still playing.
14 years ago